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Sunday Bloody Sunday
Since I was first blessed with the crimson tide I have always feared waking up covered in my own blood. I know, I know – you just don’t talk about periods but let’s be honest – a murder scene in your...
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The 8 Rules for Dating, Loving and Fucking ……… (or something like that)
Well I survived the holiday season and even managed to pull it together for a New Year’s Eve rendezvous. As much as I do enjoy a backroom tryst between adults, I find myself yearning for more than a...
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Getting caught, what count’s and getting her to scream your name
That’s right ladies and gents it’s time for the newest edition of Ask a Lady. Ask a Lady Dear Lady, How do you deal with being caught in the action? -Biggie Biggie, Biggie, Biggie…can’t you see? At...
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Why I AM Such a Bitch and Other Mysteries
Well, well, well it looks like it’s time for another installment of Ask a Lady. That’s right boys and girls, I am about to offer you the best advice student debt and raunchy experience can offer. So...
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Underemployed and Another Edition of Ask A Lady
Blame it on HBO’s Girls, or the fact that I am about to hit my quarter life crises but I have spent the last month actively looking for a way to supplement my income in order to maintain my recent...
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Sex: Not Just For Behind Closed Doors
A friend of mine recently told me about how he caught his neighbor going to town on his woman friends’ lady bits. It was late at night and after hearing the dudes stereo at peak volume for three nights...
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Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
I put away my winter jacket for the season, and this time I mean business. I may have been jumping the gun as I spent the Monday evening defrosting my toes after insisting that park hangs and tall...
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What’s Your Brother’s Name?
The seventh grade opened up a whole new world. I made friends outside of my comfort zone and would soon find myself spending my summer poolside with the “rich” kids who occupied Trelawny Circle. The...
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself
I didn’t own my first vibrator until the age of 21. Up to that point I had, on more than one occasion, thought about purchasing my very own handheld yet could not bring myself to go beyond perusing the...
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I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours
I remember the first time I saw a picture of a penis. I was in the second grade and my mom was expecting. I grasped the general concept of where babies came from but really just did not understand...
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Backdoor Sluts 9
Guilty. I will call myself out on it now. I have committed the cardinal sin of blogging, I have broken the rules, I have, for lack of a better expression (that’s a first) fucked right off. No, I have...
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